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Hufu: food for cannibals

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Reyn
 
Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 06:35 pm
Mark Nuckols, a business student at Dartmouth, has begun selling a tofu-like food, Hufu, that is flavored to resemble what he believes is the taste of human flesh. His target audience is those who already enjoy cooking with tofu, as well as any actual cannibals who might settle for artificiality in order to avoid legal problems and logistical hassles. Nuckols said he has never tasted human flesh but based his recipe on cannibals' reported descriptions of the flavor.

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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 06:37 pm
Ah, a replacement for Spam.


I notice that you are looking rather dapper tonight, Reyn
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 06:40 pm
Why thank you! I'm quite pleased with my new look. Very Happy

Could be a keeper.....
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roger
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 06:45 pm
"Logistical hassles."

A nice turn of phrase.
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barefootTia
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2005 06:45 pm
This is very creepy! For some reason I after read this, I started thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer...
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 12:30 pm
barefootTia wrote:
This is very creepy! For some reason I after read this, I started thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer...

Why would that be?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/crime/caseclosed/images/dahmerlg.jpg

Seems like an amiable enough type of chap.....
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 01:31 pm
Jeffery Dalmer was only arrested after trying to sell arms to Iraq.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 01:42 pm
dyslexia wrote:
Jeffery Dalmer was only arrested after trying to sell arms to Iraq.

Seems rather picky. What was so wrong with the legs?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 01:58 pm
feet were a costly optional expense, but lend a hand was included base price. Lending of ears, of course, was just a sales pitch. Dick Cheney made a bundle on the more profitable parts ere Jeffery came on the scene.
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barefootTia
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 04:40 pm
dyslexia wrote:
feet were a costly optional expense, but lend a hand was included base price. Lending of ears, of course, was just a sales pitch. Dick Cheney made a bundle on the more profitable parts ere Jeffery came on the scene.



-and of course you are right. Dahmer was so infuriated with Cheney, that when he took revenge against him, it completely ruined his chances of ever doing a commercial for A-1 Steak Sauce.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 09:36 pm
barefootTia wrote:
...it completely ruined his chances of ever doing a commercial for A-1 Steak Sauce.

Are you sure? Found the below pic, and he's seems to be pitching for them...

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b307/ReynN/Cheney.jpg
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barefootTia
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 09:37 pm
Ha Ha! good one Reyn!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 09:46 pm
Fijian company stirred up a fuss by marketing 'Cannibal Sauce' a few years back.
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squinney
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 09:53 pm
Jeffreys parents came to visit him one weekend several years back. At dinner his Mother commented that she didn't care much for Jeffreys neighbor.

He suggested she try the corn.


Now, I see that a little Fijian sauce could have made all the difference.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 09:55 pm
squinney wrote:
Now, I see that a little Fijian sauce could have made all the difference.


First, catch your little Fijian....
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Lady J
 
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Reply Sun 28 Aug, 2005 10:51 pm
squinney wrote:
Jeffreys parents came to visit him one weekend several years back. At dinner his Mother commented that she didn't care much for Jeffreys neighbor.

He suggested she try the corn.


Now, I see that a little Fijian sauce could have made all the difference.


A little Chianti and some fava beans could have helped too.....
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 12:53 am
Part of the arms for oil deal, was it?
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 05:03 am
Lady J - I knew I was setting that on up for someone. Very Happy
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 05:35 am
One thing which perplexes my seldom tortured mind is the question of whether or not cannibals eat cannibals. Is it it consider a breach of etiquette?

With regards to cheap and tacky mass marketed sauces for my dinner, er, um, er....parts....I prefer making a tasty sauce which involves soaking their brain in a gentle red wine overnight and then letting it simmer for 3 hours after which... uh, why is everyone looking at me that way?

Main thing to remember is to serve the food while it's still piping hot and to garnish the various parts appropriately and serve with some baked potatoes (you can bake them along the edges of the fire surrounding your dinner pot).

http://www.hallsofmagic.com/beachparty/images/pot.gif

So back to the question: Is it okay to eat another cannibal or not? I have seen a particularly tasty looking one recently...
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Lady J
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 11:04 am
squinney wrote:
Lady J - I knew I was setting that on up for someone. Very Happy


Well, great minds do think alike! Smile
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