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Indecent Exposure.

 
 
MinDSaY
 
Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 12:23 pm
LITTLEVILLE, Ala. Jul 26, 2005 ?- A 26-year-old vagrant was charged with indecent exposure after police found him standing naked in a cornfield chewing on a cob near a country club. "He said he wanted to see the house where Forrest Gump lived," said Police Chief William Nale.

Gump is the fictional character in a novel by Alabama author Winston Groom that became a hit movie.

The Littleville police chief declined to release the man's name Tuesday but said his family lives in Michigan and he had been in a California institution earlier this year. After his arrest, the man was taken for a mental evaluation.
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He was spotted Monday morning near twin Pines Country Club.

"He was standing in a cornfield, picking the corn and eating it raw," Nale said. "He didn't have anything on, not even his shoes. He was as naked as the day he was born."

Authorities said the man was taken into custody without any trouble.

"I asked him where his clothes were and he said he got hot (Sunday night), took them off and laid them on the railroad tracks and then couldn't remember where they were," Nale said.

The suspect told authorities that he was a homeless drifter following the railroad tracks to south Alabama, where he thought he would find the Gump home.

Information from: TimesDaily, http://www.timesdaily.com/
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 07:23 am
Personally I have days where I would like to run around naked in my back yard, screaming and twirling in circles until i fall over. I dont see where this certifies me as insane. Although i did say i would LIKE to i didnt say i ever HAVE.

I think its almost refreshing that there is someone out there so introverted on himself and seemingly oblivious to the every day functionings of the world around him, that he is fearless to stand naked in a corn field munching on a cob just because it feels good. Maybe if this were a different country, or maybe if we werent so over sexed as a nation we wouldnt be offended by a naked maze-munching fool, and instead would offer him something to cover himself and leave him to his doings. Its not like he was flahing himself to the children and screaming "TOUCH ME".

People dont just wake up with the crazies, something brought this man to this point, and i honestly believe that if the chaos around us keeps growing at such an incredible rate we might soon find our selves or our nieghbors in such a situation.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 29 Jul, 2005 07:26 am
Life is like a box of chocolates.
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