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Do you own a sledge hammer?

 
 
Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:32 pm
Tools make the man.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:34 pm
I got a one hand sledge and a ten pounder.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:38 pm
EdgarBlythe wrote:
I got a one hand sledge and a ten pounder.


Ok, Edgar, got you down for two.

Hey, did you know that kickycan only has a ball-peen hammer?

<walks away, chuckling>
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:42 pm
ballpeen (derisively). sheesh.
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tommrr
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:49 pm
Have the 10 lb for the big tasks, and the handy little 2 lb model for things that just need a little coaxing.
And just for sentimental reasons, the garage contains a rail spike mall...a souvenier from a summer job.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:56 pm
My ole Pappy once observed, "Don't force it; get a bigger hammer."
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tommrr
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:01 pm
Your old Pappy seems like a wise man.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:13 pm
Hey, I can forge copper with this here ball-peen hammer! Let's see your damn sledge hammers do that!

Harrrummpf!

<turns and stomps off triumphantly>
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:23 pm
I do not own a sledgehammer.

If I did, I'd call people on the phone while holding it, and say "hear that? That's the sledgehammer of death," while holding the phone up to the sledgehammer of death.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:31 pm
No. I used to work for a living, you know. I had enough of 16 and 20 pounders in the power plant to last a lifetime. Got pretty good at it for a while, though.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:37 pm
Of course I have a sledgehammer. And, just about every other tool known to man. You can never have too many tools. Especially the power tools.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 09:48 pm
No.
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husker
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 10:35 pm
yes have 2 and a wood maul
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 10:53 pm
Yes, I have one.

I keep it handy for dispatching skunks.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 06:52 am
funny stuff, Eva. Your memory is as sharp as ever.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 06:58 am
The judge ordered me to cede it over after I was convicted of demolishing my lawnmower swiping neighbors garden gnomes with my heirloom sledgehammer.
The judge recently was forced to relinquish it when he used it one too many times as a gavel, not sure where old Zeb is now.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 07:01 am
shewolfnm wrote:
i have one.


but since I got a divorce, I dont need it anymore
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 07:04 am
No, I can;t even find my regular hammer
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 07:38 am
Sturgis gives me an idea: outer London polo.

You drive around on a rider mower smashing lawn gnomes with a sledge hammer.
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jul, 2005 10:00 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
funny stuff, Eva. Your memory is as sharp as ever.


Thanks, gustavratzenhammer. So's yours. (Can't believe you didn't take the bait.)
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