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Do you own a sledge hammer?

 
 
Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:43 pm
Simple question. Answer yes or no.

I'm trying to figure out the percentage of A2Kers that own sledgehammers.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:46 pm
We have two. I painted the handles bright orange so we can find them when we drop them on the lawn or lean them against a tree.
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Swimpy
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:47 pm
Yes I do. Sometimes it's the only tool that will do.
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:47 pm
We also have a professional grade rock hammer (cost $85) and a brick hammer, but perhaps I'm telling too much here.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:49 pm
I have a mallet.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:53 pm
GreenWitch wrote:
We have two. I painted the handles bright orange so we can find them when we drop them on the lawn or lean them against a tree.


You don't just drop sledge hammers on the lawn. Why would you have a sledge hammer on the lawn in the first place? Are you sure you're not talking about a pruning shears?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 07:57 pm
How can I explain to Green Witch what a sledgehammer looks like. There has to be a way. Oh my god! I just looked out the window and my neighbor, Cletus, just happens to be walking by the window, carrying a sledgehammer.

Let me grab my camera....

http://www.beaumonthospitals.com/images/center/m50aa_sledgehammer_dun.jpg
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:02 pm
Senario: Hubby is breaking large rocks for "the never ending rock wall restoration project" on our little farm. I call: "Honey, lunch is ready" - THUD! - hammer falls to lawn. Before they were painted safety orange one of two thing would happen: Hammer lies in lawn until (A)- we hit it with the lawn mower or (B)- Hubby starts yelling "WHO TOOK THE SLEDGE HAMMER, I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE!" - he then trips on it in the grass and starts cursing at it. Yes, we have sledge hammers on our lawn.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:08 pm
Why would you need a sledgehammer gustav?
Can't you hit the nail with a regular one?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:10 pm
Like Greenwitch's husband, I use sledgehammers for smashing concrete walls. And sometimes, like earlier today, I use them to destroy lawn mowers.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:15 pm
i own two sledge hammers also, one full size and one small, but i have a couple of questions

what exactly is sledge


and why does it need hammering
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:16 pm
Aha, a weapon of mass destruction in gustav's home.
Why look so far, when the enemy is so near.

Who knew!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:16 pm
i have one.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:17 pm
No.





But I rent, and don't kill serially.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:19 pm
I used to have one but then I learned to read and started using those instruction manuals that comes with stuff you have to put together and no longer needed the sledge hammer. (or the duck(t) tape)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:24 pm
Nobody ever includes dysassembly instructions.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:26 pm
patiodog wrote:
Nobody ever includes dysassembly instructions.

sure they do, you just turn the assebly instructions upside down. (and borrow Gus's sledge hammer)
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:28 pm
As usual, the guy with the ball-peen hammer is ignored in favor of Mr. bigshot sledge hammer guy...life is so unfair.

What the hell do people have against a guy with a ball-peen hammer? Huh? HUH!?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:28 pm
I have a rawther lovely selection of pry bars and crowbars. And a sledgehammer.

Old homes somehow demand them.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jul, 2005 08:30 pm
I feel sorry for the poor bastards that have no tools. You might find a pliers, or a screwdriver, or sometimes a ball-peen hammer in one of their junk drawers.

But that's all they have.

Sad really.
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