It’s a long time since I did it, said the young girl to the lad.
And why is that the young boy said, was it really all that bad?
Well, no, it wasn’t all that bad, she replied with a cheeky grin,
But the one with who I did it, just couldn’t get it in.
Well, that got my ears a twitching, so I moved closer in to hear
What--- it was that she was talking bout, but just as I got near,
He whispered something to her, and she punched him in the snout,
I bet he thought what I had thought, that she was talking bout?