Ruin a Song with Science!

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Fix the lyrics of any song with the scientific method.

Such as ...

Take another little piece of my heart, baby
... and put in a stent, please

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
... could be a migraine, might want to get that checked out

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[+3] - jespah - 06/27/2021[i]Doctor, doctor, gimme the news I got a bad case of loving you[/i] Please don't use Dr. Google and try to self-diagnose
[+3] - snood - 06/28/2021If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it Chattin with the chimp in Chimpanzee I believe I would immediately make inquiry into their social mores and attempt to discern parallels to...
[+3] - edgarblythe - 06/28/2021Fly me to the moon But first build a base and make it safe Just send probes to Jupiter and Mars In other words I'm no fool

He took a hundred pounds of clay
And he said Hey listen
I'm gonna fix this world today
Because I know what's missing
Then he threw the mud down
And a brand new world began
It evolved a woman
And lots of loving for a man

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Then your fingers touched my silent heart and commenced cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

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You ain’t nothin but a hound dog, cryin all the time…
You should try one of the many excellent medications for depression

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Stand by me - Ben E King

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Because I won't be standing
We'll all be dead

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I left my heart in San Francisco
They put it in a specimen jar when I received my transplant

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When I was seventeen it was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town girls
and soft summer nights
It was a great year for technology too
The first portable digital camera was produced

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Bye bye Miss American pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Which is probably a good thing
Because too much water could cause damaging overflows

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Doctor, doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of loving you

Please don't use Dr. Google and try to self-diagnose

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Sorry. This is kinda fun…

Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue
Unless that light cloud cover collects into a storm
Then all bets are off

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@snood,

Oh please, have fun!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

Er, Kurt, not really.

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@jespah,

I’ve got you under my skin
I’ve got you deep in the heart of me
Although I can’t rule out a stubborn fungus

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Raindrops

There can't be a cloud in my head
So that must be teardrops falling down

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Ah, we're halfway there
ah, ah livin' on a prayer

Prayers are inedible.

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Jolly old Saint Nicholus
Simply don't exist

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When I fall in love,
it will be forever
or until we are no longer physically
and emotionally compatible

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Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day...
Or, more preferably
use gloved hands to wrap the meteorite in aluminum foil
to prevent oil and microbe contamination
and then contact The Meteoritical Society

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Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes consequently requiring eye muscle surgery to correct the strabismus cutting through the conjunctiva and recession/resection of the lateral/ medial rectus in a being or nothingness solution.

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@knaivete,

Lol I had to listen to the whole song to get the ‘crossed eyes’ reference.

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If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it
Chattin with the chimp in Chimpanzee

I believe I would immediately make inquiry into their social mores
and attempt to discern parallels to Homo sapiens behavioral development

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