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Ruin a Song with Science!

 
 
jespah
 
Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2021 08:24 pm
Fix the lyrics of any song with the scientific method.

Such as ...

Take another little piece of my heart, baby
... and put in a stent, please


There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
... could be a migraine, might want to get that checked out
 
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2021 09:25 pm
He took a hundred pounds of clay
And he said Hey listen
I'm gonna fix this world today
Because I know what's missing
Then he threw the mud down
And a brand new world began
It evolved a woman
And lots of loving for a man
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laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sat 26 Jun, 2021 09:58 pm


Then your fingers touched my silent heart and commenced cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 05:12 am
You ain’t nothin but a hound dog, cryin all the time…
You should try one of the many excellent medications for depression
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 08:35 am
Stand by me - Ben E King

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Because I won't be standing
We'll all be dead
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 09:57 am
I left my heart in San Francisco
They put it in a specimen jar when I received my transplant
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 10:06 am
When I was seventeen it was a very good year
It was a very good year for small town girls
and soft summer nights
It was a great year for technology too
The first portable digital camera was produced
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 10:11 am
Bye bye Miss American pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Which is probably a good thing
Because too much water could cause damaging overflows
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 10:18 am
Doctor, doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of loving you


Please don't use Dr. Google and try to self-diagnose
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 10:20 am
Sorry. This is kinda fun…


Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue
Unless that light cloud cover collects into a storm
Then all bets are off
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 11:02 am
@snood,
Oh please, have fun!

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

Er, Kurt, not really.
snood
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 11:04 am
@jespah,
I’ve got you under my skin
I’ve got you deep in the heart of me
Although I can’t rule out a stubborn fungus
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 11:41 am
Raindrops

There can't be a cloud in my head
So that must be teardrops falling down
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 01:39 pm
Ah, we're halfway there
ah, ah livin' on a prayer


Prayers are inedible.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 03:02 pm
Jolly old Saint Nicholus
Simply don't exist
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 07:41 pm
When I fall in love,
it will be forever
or until we are no longer physically
and emotionally compatible
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 27 Jun, 2021 07:48 pm
Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket
Save it for a rainy day...
Or, more preferably
use gloved hands to wrap the meteorite in aluminum foil
to prevent oil and microbe contamination
and then contact The Meteoritical Society
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knaivete
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2021 01:08 am
Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes consequently requiring eye muscle surgery to correct the strabismus cutting through the conjunctiva and recession/resection of the lateral/ medial rectus in a being or nothingness solution.

snood
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2021 05:25 am
@knaivete,
Lol I had to listen to the whole song to get the ‘crossed eyes’ reference.
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snood
 
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Reply Mon 28 Jun, 2021 05:34 am
If I could talk to the animals, just imagine it
Chattin with the chimp in Chimpanzee

I believe I would immediately make inquiry into their social mores
and attempt to discern parallels to Homo sapiens behavioral development
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