Chai Tea wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:As men become more mature, we finally learn how to multitask as efficiently as a woman.
I can now sneeze, poop, pee and belch all at the same time.
Do you keep a drop cloth under you at all times?
Only when the Pollen count is high.
I sneeze multiple times. Always. But quietly, like a cat, and out my mouth. The multiples are natural; the mouth thing is a result of never having enough tissues in school!
No, your heart doesn't stop. But your eyes close, always, and multiple sneezes in the driver's seat can be dangerous!
You ain't kidding Wy. I was frightened every time my dad drove and had his sneezing fits. Amazed that we never got in an accident.
