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Sneezing

 
 
Lady J
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 02:07 pm
I always wonder about people who say that they hate sneezing. It does feel good! My dad and my fiance are both "sun sneezers". They get out in the sun and sneeze. Not a lot but a few good ones.

At the heyday of my allergies when I was younger, I remember sneezing 32 times in a row, one right after the other nonstop. By the time I had finished I could barely breathe and it took me awhile to get back to "normal". (me, normal?) That was the only episode that sneezing didn't feel good at all. It was almost suffocating.

It's been strange, but as I have gotten older, my hay fever allergies seem to have lessened and lessened over the years. Maybe I am just outgrowing it!
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Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 02:21 pm
Chai - High doses of cat nip might work.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 02:25 pm
Cat nip makes me sneeze
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Linkat
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 03:15 pm
Well, you're not supposed to eat it!

It makes my cats sneeze too!
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 03:23 pm
it's so funny when cats sneeze - just these little q, q, q's
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Seed
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 03:33 pm
ever sneezed and pooted at the same time? thats what i call "the double blow" it can be quite embarassing at times.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 04:05 pm
at times???

try as i might, i can't think of an instance when it wouldn't be embarrassing...
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KiwiChic
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 04:17 pm
LMAO thats so correct!
funny. I sneeze the following day after a hard night on the Bourbons,
my father does the same,.... hmmm same trait?
I also saw a documentary on TV that said your heart stops when you
sneeze Shocked
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2005 07:17 pm
for the minns there's the "its impossible to sneeze while peeing" syndrome.
i gotta know: is it true for the wimminsses?
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material girl
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 02:21 am
Hahahahahahaha, sneeze and poot at the same time.Not happened to me yet, hope Im on my own when it happens.

Chai Tea, careful with ramming q tips in your ears, that can lodge wax in deeper.


It was suggested that people could try looking at the sun when your oblutions arnt happening.That would be difficult if your one of those people who has the sun shine out of their arse?!
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 06:53 am
KiwiChic wrote:
LMAO thats so correct!
I also saw a documentary on TV that said your heart stops when you
sneeze Shocked


HA HA HA - When we were kids I used to tell my little sister that.
Now I say that to my boss when she sneezes (she's a nurse) and she'll always get all irate saying "IT DOES NOT"!

I'll say "Oh no, really, it's true." She falls for it every time.

re ear wax - I must do something right, because my doctor actually commented on how little there was.

You know what else feels really good? when you first take your shoes off at the end of the day, drag you feet backwards on the carpet, pressing your toes down so the part that curls is flattened against the carpet.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, relaxing.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 07:07 am
Region Philbis wrote:
for the minns there's the "its impossible to sneeze while peeing" syndrome.
i gotta know: is it true for the wimminsses?


Sneezing in mid-flow will cut it off. At least for me.
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Seed
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 07:14 am
ever notice how you can pee without pooping but you cant poop without peeing? well at least that is how it is with me
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 07:27 am
Seed wrote:
ever notice how you can pee without pooping but you cant poop without peeing? well at least that is how it is with me


Laughing Duh, it's so you know that you are done. Laughing
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Seed
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 07:56 am
haha
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 10:22 am
BD wrote:
RP wrote:
for the minns there's the "its impossible to sneeze while peeing" syndrome.
i gotta know: is it true for the wimminsses?


Sneezing in mid-flow will cut it off. At least for me.

i think we can safely assume, since you are a pristine example of the female of the speeshee, that its true for all...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 01:26 pm
As men become more mature, we finally learn how to multitask as efficiently as a woman.

I can now sneeze, poop, pee and belch all at the same time.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 02:28 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
As men become more mature, we finally learn how to multitask as efficiently as a woman.

I can now sneeze, poop, pee and belch all at the same time.


Do you keep a drop cloth under you at all times?
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Seed
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 02:47 pm
Quote:
As men become more mature, we finally learn how to multitask as efficiently as a woman.

I can now sneeze, poop, pee and belch all at the same time.


i know some babies that can do that[
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jul, 2005 02:57 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
Do you keep a drop cloth under you at all times?





hahahahahahhahahhahahahha <snort> hahahehehehehahahahaha
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