enough of the Nebraska stuff - LOL
I'm calling my brother in Lincoln
Wait a minute - my momma's Johnny Danger was a nice Jewish boy (real name Jakob Dangerfield). You don't look Jewish to me Gus. And he had plenty of money.
Look in the mirror, GW. See that delicate nose? That's not a Jewish nose. No, that is the nose of Johnny Danger, aka, GustavRatzenhofer.
Come here, darling, and give your daddy a hug.
Well Ok, but put the pitchfork down first.
<gently setting pitchfork on kitchen table>
Hey, I guess this explains why my real name is Augusta.
Big <<Hug>>>.
Ok everyone put your beers in a paperbag and go home.
Awwww....I just got here!
Vidy this my droogs, I have opened a jar of artychoker harts. a can of rocky mountain oysters and a bag of blu-corn chips, I have me arms about the devine Ms K's average boobsicles while the lady Diane is nuking a batch of natchos, the fifth of Makers Mark is half empty and I am falling off the edge of my chair. Will we discover Gus's real name and does anyone really care? Frankly Charlote nobody gives a damn.
My AVERAGE boobsicles!?!?
drinkin' & posting don't always mix...
littlek wrote:My AVERAGE boobsicles!?!?
Hey, theres only one way you can prove him wrong ...
whats that image-hosting website called again?
BBB
Here's a name for Gus: Claude
or maybe Clyde.
I once had two dogs named Bonnie and Clyde.
BBB
I think Clod would work, BBB.
Oh wait. You spelled it C-l-a-u-d-e. Well, that's too sophisticated. It'll never do.
Clyde is good, though.
I am sooooooooo looking forward to this.
