True or False Game

Half true: Once, I talked my way (not completely out of a ticket) but to a lesser charge from getting a speeding ticket where I would have been cited for driving 20 miles over the speed limit to having the speeding ticket for a later stretch of the road where the same speed I was travelling only had me driving 10 miles above the speed limit. I didn't say very much. Just looked pitiful and the cop took pity on me. Saved me a lot of money.

Long walk? True. Walked around the city for an hour rather then take a bus.

You've hitchhiked during your rebellious teen years.

True, along the beach.

You have some plans for this weekend.

false, but I have picked up hitchers in my younger more rebelloius years.

You have experimented with recreational drugs.

I lived a rather sanitary life in those regards ... so false.

You have your pot dealer on speed dial.

and home delivery ...false

You are feeling chilly tonight.

It's a perfect crisp autumn night. I have my window wide open. False.

Your neighborhood wild deer are knocking on your door to see if they could watch some television. They are kind of hooked on watching the Fox police procedural show, Bones and they don't mind that's it's a rerun.

false, they prefer the apple tree to my tv.

You got rained on this morning.

I must have missed the rain. Personally? False.

You stock up on peanut butter and other nonperishable foods in case of electrical black-outs.

true, cans of soup are easily heated on the woodstove.

You have never gone more than a day without electricity.

A day in a half without electricity. But that was a very rare occasion.

When you read to your kids, you often change your voice for each character.

False.

You visits libraries often.

True. True I do!

You use solar panels to generate supplementary electricity for your home.

false, I wish we did though.

You are planning a very mellow evening.

False. Attended a wedding party.

You did all your shopping today.

false, just some Christmas and fun shopping, not groceries.

You prefer to shop alone.

True. Bough new bar fridge today.

Your shops are all geared up Christmas and decorated with trees and bells.

true and Christmas music

you are done Christmas shopping.

False. Next month unless I see a bargain.

You're hoping for some new jewelry for x-mas.

False! Never wear the stuff.

You are hoping you will get the gift you've asked for every year.

false, I make my own ( unless its a huge diamond...but I'm not holding my breath!)

You wish you had a smaller yard to care for.