True, Chinese takeaway, yummy.
You are at home relaxing presently.
True.....
you had a long day and are looking forward to a good night's sleep
(now i'm hungry)
True.
You would love a nice cool drink right now.
False. Just woke. Sipping blazing hot coffee.
You corrected the cashier at the market for under charging you.
True, more than once. Just the other day, actually, I corrected an accountant for forgetting to charge me $129 for her services. I must be an idiot.
You have recently purchased a larger television than the one you previously owned.
true
You believe most people watch too much tv.
true
you use your answering machine to screen your calls
False! I have called ID and I usually know who's calling.
You have gone skinny dipping alone.
True (How'd you guess

)
You are back at work since last week.
True! And working more than ever.
You have been continuously employed for many years
True.
You have a little way to go before retirement.
false
your way too bored finding no one in the threads?
True
You have been to the dentist today.
false

twas on saturday
Offlate you are gtting littl time for threads
True (but right from now on)
You're feeling much better today.
true
your gonna a peaceful day at home today?
False
You are expecting someone to give you an Easter Egg
true
Your going to tell somebody their haircut looks nice, when it's awful.
True
You are taking a day off tomorrow.
False, sadly.
You are thinking about running away to take a job as a cruise ship performer.