True.
You are never falsely modest.
True
You are as free as a bird.
True
You have visited all the continents on earth.
False; I am not into polar icecaps.
You are happier with a colossal crossword than with an Arabian souq.
True
You prefer the English to Arabs.
false. I love both.
You are eating something.
True
You are drinking a coke with something in it.
False
you haven't been using your crystal ball lately
True
You have been in hiding lately.
True
you have been searching desperately
Very, very true :wink:
You have been avoiding me deliberately.
have I?
you shall forgive me for having to jump off again
(later)
true.
You will be returning to a2k one day.
True.
You'll be watching TV at 9.00 pm tonight.
true
You never watch television on Sunday.
False
You'll be busy packing x-mas presents today.
False! I haven't started my shopping yet!
You always get your shopping done early.
True
You will be having a quiet Christmas this year.
True. Probably not as raucus as years past.
You will spend Christmas at your inlaws
