False
you know that's not possible
True
You had a quiet chuckle to yourself on reading that.
True
you don't have to do anything important today
True (just preparing a bbq)
You will have a lie in this morning.
false, I woke at 7 as usual
you are sitting at home
True
You are working at home.
True...
you are had a great Friday yesterday
True
You had a long sleep this morning.
True...9hrs in total...
you will be having dinner soon
False (3 hours ago!)
You are almost jumping out of your skin.
You will be staying late today
True
You are keeping one step ahead of Tom.
who the heck is Tom?
You are at the end of a nice relaxing Saturday
true (Tom is me

)
you are busy with your boys as usdual on Saturday.
OH yeah....
(have new yoyo's that are driving me yoyo!)
You had a barbecue
True
You will be having takaways tonight.
False
You are going to Church in the morning.
False (sorry)
You will take your boys to Sunday school.
True
You have another day of rest planned for Sunday
true
you will cook your family a special meal tomorrow.