False.
You have watched a Harry Potter movie.
True
You mix up all the food on your dinner plate before you can eat it
False.
You have intentionally sneezed on other peoples food.
False.
You have worked in the kitchens of posh restaurants.
True.
You have never waitered / waitressed.
True
You have eaten in posh restaurants (other than the kitchen)
True.
You frequent fast food establishments.
False
Sometimes you just want a plain old cheese sandwich
True ... sometimes.
You like cheese.
False.
You love to wear skirts
FALSE (well, there was that one time...)
You like to wear t-shirts
true enough.
You're wearing shorts.
false.
You've got cat hair on your clothes.
False (I brushed them off)
You love animals
too true! (why won't my cat's hair just "brush off"?!? You make it sound so easy!)
You wear slippery fabrics...
False (Do satin sheets count?)
You do not have a short haired cat
True. I have a black labrador retriever
You have pet(s).
True (I have a black lab cross and a black & white DSH cat)
You have spend considerable time in training your pet/s
False. We just got (rescued) him in February. He came 'pre-trained'. Lucky me!
YOU spend considerable time in training your pet/s!
True (Mine was rescued in May 1998... Now perfect)
You treat animals like people