Guess...
You are British.
False.
You don't 'ave a 'andyman.
False.
You like shopping.
False
You have a moustache.
False.
You wear Contact lenses.
False.
You are clean shaven.
False. Not shaven.
You live alone.
True
You have a body buried in your basement.
True (Oh my God,am I here all alone?)
You have a wonderfully attractive personality.
False
You are now furiously digging the body up.
Absolutely! I mean... True.
You're fat.
False
You have a crush on Steven Spielberg
False
You are bow-legged.
False.
The color of your hair is black.
True.
Black is your favourite colour.
True. -One of my favorites.-
Your parents are still alive.
False.
You have had an affair with an Ewok.
false
you know all the words to "Its a beautiful life".
