True.
You have had a relaxing day.
False (day is just starting)
You are posting whilst enjoying a glass of vodka.
False...(not yet)
You have important projects to complete today.
True (Like going to the pub with my mates and have a few beers later on)
You are a night owl who really should be in bed.
Well, I am sort of a night owl but, dude...it's only 8pm.
You will drink a vodka tonic in my honor.
True
You will be attending Mathos's cave party in the near future.
(Sorry, I have no idea what time it is in your part of the world, 14 1/2 hours time difference wow)
Sure.
You realize that you are pretty much directly on the other side of the globe.
True
You haven't tried to pm anybody yet.
False...just tried. Still no-go.
You have no idea why I'm unable to pm.
True
You don't often see the ocean.
false, but never often enough
You see the ocean daily.
False
You LOVE road trips
True! As long as I'm not driving.
You prefer to be the driver.
true
you are in the mood to get drunk?
You may be right
A nightmare woke you early.
false
you are drinking heinekin?
False (Fosters Lager)
You'll go back to bed again.
true
you are feeling drunk?