False
You can't even ride a bicycle.
false
You have never ridden on a motorcycle.
False
You've never ridden a donkey.
true
You love horseback riding.
True ( Used to in my Jackeroo days)
You love merry go rounds.
false
You enjoy playing cheap carnival games.
False
You are a lady of expensive tatstes.
true
You enjoy spoiling women.
True
You love to be spoiled.
true
You believe women should always be very feminine
True
You believe men should always be gentlemen.
true
You despise sloppy drunks.
True
You don't like being accosted by strangers.
true
You use Aloe for a sunburn.
True (because of hole in Ozone layer never expose skin to sun for very long)
You need to protect your skin under your sun.
true, but I'm really bad about it
You faithfully use sunscreen.
False (Never use anything, wear a wide brimmed Aussie stock hat, google Akubra, and you'll see what I mean)
School children (like here) were hats all the time in the US.
false, sunscreen here
You are careful to stay covered at the beach
( gotta run for a few..bbl)