True.
You've heard there is no rain in Spain (not even on the plain).
True ... somewhere
It rained where you live today.
False. Not going to rain here for months..
You have an automatic irrigation system.
False.
You're a very religious person?
False.
You enjoy your work.
True.
You would like to be a writer.
True
You are a good judge of character
True.
You cannot remember your own name when drunk.
False
You drink to excess
False.
You like politics.
True.
You like to gossip.
False
You are fair minded
True (at least I think so)
You are as well.
True (at least I try to be)
You enjoy the early morning air
True.
You like early morning rain.