True
You know little about the land downunder.
True.
You have had a near death experience.
True (heaps)
You believe in ghosts.
False.
You have exciting plans for your afternoon.
(P.S. Who doesn't love tits?)
True (having bbq, drink with friends)
You are a night owl.
(

)
True
You are at this moment being a bad host.
False (home by myself)
You would love to come to my bbq.
Depends on:
a) what you are barbeque-ing and
b) whether there will be vodka
You have been married for more than 25 years.
true
your having a bbq today?
True (still can't send pm's)
You have Paris Hilton fantasies
False. (I still like women...just not Paris Hilton)
You fantasize about being Brad Pitt.
False. (I'm my own man

)
Youn prefer female company to men company.
depends on the type of company you mean...but in general, true.
You are still drinking.
False
You are though, double vodka's.
False...(we started at around one in the afternoon today! It's actually quite embarrassing...It really is not typical of me to start drinking that early)
You are marinating chicken.
False (King size prawns in chilli and garlic sauce)
You are a stayer when it comes to having a good time.