True or False Game

FALSE

You wish you were a woman.

Splutter.......urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

You cannot possibly mean that!

FALSE.


You have ideas of grandeur for your future and do not yet realise there will always be dishes to be washed, beds to make, laundry duties, plus serving hubby with three meals a day...On time. :

(You have so much to look forward to sweetheart)

False...er, I mean true...It's not likely that I get married.
And I DON'T cook.

In the real world, your woman runs your life.

In the real world, women are priceless little darlings:-


Delightful to look at
Delicious to hold
It gets even better
When they do as they're told.


When god created a woman for me
He must have been in a beautiful mood
To show the world what a woman could be
When he created a woman like ...........


I get away with murder when I sing that to her...

Or Hey!!
Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world
And if you did
Was she crying
Crying
Hey.....

That's the one for when I have been really naughty...

Yiou're learning from me?

And pigs will fly

You are trying to emulate Shakespeare.

False...He's dead.



Aidan, has been getting confused....

Again!

True

You making Aidan nervous.

False


Aidan gets very excited when she knows I am on the threads...

True

You are getting ready for the big kill. :wink:

False..


Every body knows............I adore the little Texan Bimbo!

She can be really naughty at times though, Can't she..

True

You've had a busy evening.

True



Very comical too, would you agree.

True

You're going to bed with a smile on your face.

True


If she was here it would probably be a smacked one!

False

US and UK, a good combination.

True..



You realise I am turning in now..Got to lock up etc etc and so forth.....

True

You'll be here again tomorrow.

Yes, and one of my UK dreams has come true- I'm working the commisary for Glastonbury on Sunday and I'm gonna see THE WHO!!!!


True or False?!

True

You'll be seeking "The Who's" autographs.

Well, now that's a stretch Dutchy- I'll be frying up bacon baps and just listening...but I don't need autographs- I've been trying to get to Glastonbury Festival for three years now, and this is my last chance- and it's actually happening....i

You've seen or met anyone or gone anywhere you've only dreamed of seeing or meeting or going?

True or False?