true
you love a good joke
true
You're planning for a practical joke on a close friend
Always.
You're weekend is going to be wild.
Indirectly, I have a feral cat which visits every night, I call it Thomas Howard Edward Cat, and it growls if I go too close to it.
You wish you were a top of the bill stripper in a Barrow In Furness working men's club.
Been there, done that.
You would like to prance naked down Abbey Lane.
Are you totally daft or just running the brain in for a moron?
You get flashes of brilliance in your sleep which you never manage to realise during working hours.
False
You are an expert when it comes to dealing with sticky situations.
True.
Like me, you are wondering if Spendi and Gus have run away together....
True (Gretna Green does not cater for blokes, do they?)
You're watching a bit of telly tonight.
False.
But I am going to put Minx on Demand right now for the flash half naked singing girls. You have that channel or FHM in Oz .
False
You enjoy a bit of frivolity.
false
you had a good night last night.
False (Quiet Sunday except for an excellent bush lunch)
You got home late.
False.
My wife said, don't be late home, and I wasn't I was early, I arrived home at 6 o'clock this morning.
You agree I am a fair minded person.
True (ask Aidan
)
You love to party in the cave.
And how!
You would prefer going to an orgy in a famous English home of distinction and inspect the high class ladies arriving in Rolls Royce, Bentley, Mercedes and BMW cars in their finest underwear before being escorted to the large swimming pool and warm baths as they prepare to disrobe and fulfill every attending mans dream, than be sitting in a VW Saloon in a seven mile tailback on the M1 on a cold winters snowy evening.
True (Well, I'm not sure what the M1 is, but it can't be as nice as ladies in undewear...can it?)
You are completely useless without your morning coffee.
