True (why not?)
You would go see the new "Dukes of Hazzard" movie just to see Jessica Simpson wear Daisy Dukes.
False
You think that Catherine Bach was hotter in the TV series
True-ish. Kinda hard ta say, being female, but she was cute.
Owen Wilson is not your idea of a hot date.
hmmmmmmmmm... prolly true
You think David Sederis is one of the funniest people alive.
Who????????
I'm gonna have to say false.
YOU think David Sederis is one of the funniest people alive.
False
You know that David Sederis is actually spelled Sedaris
True! How'd you guess?
You prefer Vince Vaughn to Owen Wilson
False. (I didn't think the movie was that great either.
You liked "The Wedding Crashers".
false (haven't seen it)
It's too hot where you live.
Right now, true.
In a couple of months it'll be the opposite!
True.
You're a bad dancer.
True
You have never square danced.
False (gym class)
You wear glasses
False.
You overcook your image.
False
You overcook your food
False.
You cook your own food.
True
You eat beans for breakfast.
Ewww.. False
You don't eat breakfast
False.
You chew the paper wrappers of cupcakes for dessert as a way to cut calories.