False...
You sometimes feel awkward about wasting so much of your precious time.
False...
You are not an Athiest
False
you don't believe in faeries
False, I live next door to a couple.
You understand the rules of baseball.
Don't be stupid, it's a silly girls game over here!
You have never played scrum half in a game of rugby?
True, but I once had a go at being a prop forward.
You also think that baseball is a jumped up form of rounders.
Jumped down in my book, there are no sexy bums, bouncy tits and frilly knickers in baseball.
What did you wear when you played rugby?
never played the game!
you have been haunted by your thoughts
Never
You have nightmares about me?
Wouldn't you categorize them as fantasies or dreams?
Fantasies, but behave yourself..
THat deserves niether a true nor a false
True
Can you see the moon from your bedroom?
yes! full moon tonight!
You're on duty?
Yes and you are way past you're bed time...BED... Now
False
You have a busy weekend ahead.
false
you going to bed soon?
False (early morning here

)
Well after midnight in your knack of the woods.