False - I'm there already.
You have been to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
False
You experienced fantastic sexual encounters on a coal barge floating down the Leeds Liverpool Canal.
False! It was more of a tugboat.
Your wife is suspicious of you
False (She understands me)
You're a member of the mile high club
I am, and the lowest tunnel in the world too
You always sleep on the right of the bed.
True
You have an electric blanket.
True
You don't need an electric blanket.
False
You have a waterbed
true
You prefer to read by sunlight than lamp light.
true
you love a lie in instead of getting up early
False, and here I am to prove it.
You get anxious when parking in a small space.
False
You hate driving in the rain at night.
True
You enjoy the freedom of open windows compared to airconditioning while driving.
False (We use airconditioning all through summer and heater in winter)
Seat belts are compulsory in the UK.
True
You've never hired a car abroad
False
You love long-drives
True
You often stay at Motels.
