True
You appreciate large bosoms
True
You love meeting people.
True
You rarely meet new people except on the threads.
False.
You like Bovril on Ryvita with no butter.
False
You are a comedian at heart.
True
You believe a lot of laughs a day keep the doctor away
True
You are a very healthy person and like to keep it that way.
True. (But I must stop smoking)
You can swim under water without oxygen for three minutes and seventeen seconds?
False (but used to when I was a diver)
You can't swim.
False. I have e'en now returned from this activity.
You can't ride a horse
False
You have never ridden an elephant.
False
You have never ridden a camel
False
You have never seen an aboriginal throw a boomerang.
Not sure, I've been to aboriginal shows in Kuranda which was awesome
You have never been to an English church fete
True.
You have never been to an all night rave in a big field.
false, but we didn't call it a rave
nitrous oxide makes you giggly
False (is an anaesthetic)
Onions causes flatulence
not for me
the tide has turned
True
You love travel and visit new places