False
You would prefer to be a writer.
True
You'd like to read whatever it is whenever it is...
true, why not
You enjoyed English class more than math class in school.
still do!
You never liked your math's teacher
Make that plural ( teachers) and its very true!
You love being in school.
i'm not in school... but true...it's fun
you never liked highschool
True and they didn't like me either, this could have had something to do with me playing practical jokes on the various Masters who looked utterly ridiculous walking about in silly long flowing gowns with mortars on their heads.
You want me to tell you about the practical jokes?
True
You love telling a good joke.
True...but usually---don't have one to tell
You used to think your teachers were insensitive aliens from outerspace
False (I was a very good pupil)
You are studying to become a comedienne.

(unless you consider secret-agents or lawers to be commedieans)
You wish you were a comedian
False (I was a born comedian

)
You like the limelight.
Don't have any problem with it..love it when i deserve it... never stealing on that.....but i don't generally like it...have too much of it!!!
you have never though of seeking a career in the talents you were born with
I did that, got the T shirts and had a bloody good time!
You never came to one of my concerts?
True
You are enjoying the fruits of your labour
True.
You are gettin ready to wap Spendi, good style!
True (A child must learn manners doesn't he?)
You are about to quit the threads.
(How are you Mathos, entertaining night?)
Had a nice spell with Sexy Linkat, she's nice, but I'm going to stick her pigtails in the ink well!
Yes on my way now Dutchy, give daft Spendi some stick when he gets back from Th'Ale house. :wink:
Night mate.
True (will do

)
You love to torment the women on the threads.
False
The women on the threads love being tormented.