True, but not real easy ones, they annoy me for some inexplicable reason.
You do crossword puzzles in ink.
False
You sometimes get frustrated and do only two or three words in a crossword.
False.
You don't know how powerful crosswords can be as conditioning agents.
True. (You rinse your hair with them?)
You like poetry.
(^good one, osso)
True
You write poetry.
True, once in a while.
You write poetry.
True, also once in a while.
You belong to a club
False (would I belong to a club that would have me?)
You go for long walks.
False.
You look great on a horse.
True
You have never fallen off a horse
False.
You have never fallen onto a cat.
True (I have tripped on dogs though...)
You like bells on cats.
false unless they are to frighten the birds so they don't get eaten..then true
You don't like choke collars on dogs
True.
You like to visit aviaries.
True.
You don't like them on yourself.
Aviaries. True.
Jim Carrey turns you on.
Nooooooooooooooo, false.
Jerry Lewis turns you on.
No. Do I look French?
Mick Jagger turns you on.
False
Louise Brooks turns you on
False.
Sean Connery turns you on.