i think you've got the talent! (seriously

)
It's nonfiction
True
If it turns out ok, I'll let you have a signed copy, would you like that?
True, i'd love to.
It's an autobiography. (c'mon dude, just tell me what it's about...i'm very impatient as you probably figured!)
I'll PM you when I have a little more time.
Will that be satisfactory?
True.
You are open to new ideas and favour understanding them to waxing indignant.
Depends what you mean by new ideas, why don't you be more specific? If there is a new favour out to make women spend more money, we don't want that, do we? If there is a new concept to make my cars and other petroleum, two stroke, diesel, gas, running vehicles that I own, run off tap water, then I'm all for it. You have put me to a great deal of trouble giving you the basics as to how you should present your posts. So take care next time, you thick, empty headed, brainless layabout.
You lack good education in expression via the pen.
True.
You lack the capacity to distinguish between real ideas and crazed fantasies.
True, would you be so kind as to explain the difference to me, in a manner that can be read, literate, not like a borstal boy scribbling a note to The News of The World, detailing his innocence.
You never passed English Language or Literature in a GCE examination?
False, and it was my subsidiary subject at university too.
You have 9 O levels and 2 A levels
False (I have one 11 plus.. Maybe a few ULCI's I can't remember exactly.)
You have a degree
False (Unless Diploma in Criminal Studies qualifies

)
You are an aspirant writer.
Maybe...Not sure if it belongs to that category 'yet'
You are very spiritual
False
You love stirring and confusing Mathos
True
You are better at writing than talking.
false
You will be washing windows today.
False
You have a nice sexy butt!
(Yo Stormy how are you, and did I send you any write ups yet? Let me know I'm getting confused of late, must be Spendi having a damaging influence on my brain cells)
True if you're talking about Stormy, False if you're talking about me.
You've been hit by one of 'spendi's' brain crushers.
if you're talking about Mathos_ oh all the time!!! Haven't you noticed how he 'loves' to talk about this guy?
Me---
You had a really fun day today