False.
You sometimes forget to put your socks on because you're concentrating on your groundbreaking theory of strings of genomic whatdycallems.
True.
Slowly but surely your mental health is improving.
True (tell Clary

)
You met up with an old friend today.
Partly true. We've know each other for a couple of years.
I know a young man who is in prison.
True.
I know a lady who used to have not a spark of decency.
True
You enjoy the company of such ladies.
False! All my ladies have at LEAST a spark.
You are faithful to your wife/husband
True
You are not married.
True
Right now , your house is spotless
True
You eat frogs legs and snails?
I have done.
You won't eat snake.
True
You have eaten camel meat.
Only boiled with pickled onions and very darkly toasted oatmeal bread.
You regularly dine on ostrich?
False as I'm a vegetarian but they do, disgustingly, sell ostrich meat here.
You have ridden on a yak
False
You have never been to a Rodeo.
True - not into cruelty
You wear jeans most of the time
No, I let Jean wear her own clothes.
You have some weird and usual notions running through your head?
weird and usual - yes I guess so
You are not really a creative person.
True. I have ridden yaks. How uncreative can you get?
You passed most of your exams first time.
True
You like an ale or two.