True (I've no idea how it is played)
You will be at Fenway Park on Friday night and watch the Red Sox play the LAA.
False
You know about English football.
True
You can and do play bridge.
I can but don't
You like board games.
False.
You are easily amused>
true.
People never laugh at your jokes either.
False
I heard you had a thought once, but it died of loneliness.
False
You lost at snooker tonight
False
you have lost your marbles
False
You are under the influence
False
you are in the doghouse
true but not a prank
You haven't posted on here in at least 3 days
False
You haven't posted here for 5 months.
False
you are usually not attentive
Huh?
You like to swim in flacid pools.
False
Most people stay at home.
In America they do.
You decorate your own living room.
False
You bathe in asses' milk
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