False.
You are a strong swimmer.
True!!!!
You always eat your vegies.
True. (unless their brussle sprouts)
You are getting sleepy.
False.
You need a shower.
False
You ate an extremely large dinner today
False.
It's your "un"birthday.
True! How'd you know!
You're broke.
True.
You have less money than me.
False (<$0?)
You've gotten terrible bouts of poison ivy.
True.
You kiss you dog on the mouth.
False (but I've done disgusting things with my box turtle)
Reptiles frighten you.
false
you love "Cooking Light" magazine.
false
Scientific American is a far better read than Cosmo.
True
Windows for Dummies should be required reading
True, especially if you're a dummy.
You're a dummy.
False (only my opinion)
Most dummies are of the political persuasion
Of course
You love Nirvana
The band, take 'em or leave 'em, the state of - I'd say true.
You are not a buddhist.