True, though my first trip is just in southern England
You have a big nose.
False (average)
You have a mole on your cheek.
False
You have a head shaped like a tulip bulb, like many Dutchmen.
True
You have a pale complexion like many english women.
True
You have a perfect figure.
False! (What is a perfect figure?)
You are tetchy until you've had your first alcohol of the day.
False (always in a good mood)
You're going out tonight.
False.
You've seen Casino Royale.
True (it sucks

)
you think DC makes a better 007 than PB
Seeing it tomorrow so don't know yet!
You like the big action style of later Bond movies rather than the understated individualistic Bond of the books.
False, the books are far better.
It's never too late to have fun
True
You haven't had fun for 3 days.
False, I have fun everyday I can be bothered to get outta bed.
You feel so sorry I cannot afford a new jet, that you are gonna send me ten bucks.
False
You love travelling around the world for your job.
True
You would cross continents for a lover.
True (if I was single)
You like writing short stories.
True
You like reading short stories.
True
You are watching TV right now.