false
you are still comtemplating on your last week's only bath.
false
you never knew how to use the shower until i told you.
very true...we desis love to plunge in the Ganges 1st thing in the morning.
you are as light as a feather
True! A 168 pound feather.
You can't see over your belt.
False
You are only a featherweight
false
You hate it when your cereal gets soggy in milk before you eat it.
True
You don't like burnt toast.
true
You prefer peanut butter over butter on your toast.
True
You prefer soft boiled eggs over hard cooked eggs.
True
You prefer a milkshake over coffee in the morning.
false, have to have coffee!
You don't like sugar in your coffee.
False, need loads of sugar.
you are married.
true
You have seven children.
FALSE (psst...I am single)
You have kids
somewhere between young and old
You enjoy your work.
very true
you are enjoying your leisure time
True
You would like to be a coal-miner?
