False. BORING!!!
You enjoy playing footsie under the table.
true
You like sneaking sex in places you might get caught.
Absolutely! And I have been caught more than once!
You prefer sex at home with shades drawn.
false
You have never cheated on a spouse.
False;- It's better to be paid for it and appreciated when you do it on a large stage with a complimentary audience, this could of course involve dignitaries and other people who normally walk about with their noses in the air pretending to be pillars of society when they are not.
You are a professional thespian?.
True! But I was only married 5 years.
You prefer the security of marriage over a long term relationship.
Never thought of it that way, but I suppose...
You prefer to be single.
False.....Who would look after me?
You think of nothing but sex on a daily basis?
true, it's really difficult to get anything done around here...
You hide your 'dirty' magazines.
False
You love reading women's magazines.
true
You get embarassed easily
True Playboy! :wink:
You have seen Madonna in the nude?
False
You like to be the centre of attention.
false
You have been the center of attention when you have been nude.
False (never been caught
)
You have stripped at parties.
Only private ones :wink:
You have performed a striptease dance for your significant other.
Numerous times and in the odd night club or party.
You know you could get locked up having a night out with me?
True
You love singing in the shower.
true, but the neighbors hate it
You always walk around in a towel after your shower
True
You love to take a sauna occasionally.
