false, my address book is white.
You will hang icicle lights for Christmas.
True
You will have a white X-mas.
likely, but I have no control over the weather
You tie all your own bows that you attach to presents.
True
You will have father X-mas calling at your door.
False, he has four chimneys to choose from
You whittle away on your wooden leg
true, I'm making toys for the children
You have never received coal in your Christmas stocking.
True
You have a special x-mas wish this year.
False! But I threatened Santa with a lawsuit and he was forced to fill my stocking with goodies.
You have been injured playing sports.
True, but you should see the other guy
You have been known to take out your glass eye and drop it into your martini to startle strangers
false, but when I was a cocktail waitress someone did that to me ( for real..lol)
You have thought about cross dressing.
False! Though I once attended a Halloween party dressed as a 19th century debutant. Don't judge me by my avatar.
You have dressed as the opposite gender.
False
You have lost your dog for the moment.
False! I do not own a dog.
You must have your cell phone with you at all times.
False
You don't like house pets.
False! I love house pets -- just not in MY house.
You have an assortment of wildlife living in your attic.
False
Looking at your Avatar you never need a haircut.
false, he looks like he needs his head shined.
You get your hair cut promptly every 6 weeks.
False! Sometimes I get my hair cut 6 weeks or 8 weeks - and I have a full mane.
You are concerned about your balding pate.
false, I have very thick hair, will never go bald here.
You like long hair on women.
True! But shorter (not too short) and mid-length can be attractive also.
You like to run your fingers through a mans hair.
