false
You wear suspenders.
Only since the wife found some in my car glove box.
You enjoy being a woman?
False
You wear false eyelashes.
False, she didn't come across those.
You have no difficulty with cross-dressing?
False
You have a great sense of humour.
I try, but I don't think it's as good as Mathos'
You prefer high heels when you dress up.
False
You are home looking after the family.
true, and they are looking after me.
You have been out having a drink with a friend.
False (quick dip into the sea before cool change hit us)
You will have a quiet drink before the night is out.
true
You will be doing household chores soon.
False (done

)
You have the heater going because it is cold.
false, only the wood stove right now.
You would have liked to see the snow I woke up to this morning.
True (wow)
You would have loved to have come to the ocean for a quick dip this morning, hardly anybody on the beach.
true
You swim on a regular basis.
weather permitting
You travel the same road quite a bit each day.
true unfortunately
You have never had a long commute to work
True (Did many miles on the highway each day)
You have your travelling itenary down to a fine art.
true
You are watching tv while you play on the computer.
False (playing a Flamenco guitar CD)
You're doing some bookwork whilst playing the threads.
false, chatting while playing
You have not been to a movie theater in a long time.