True
My day is just starting but you've had a busy day.
True! But I like my life busy.
You work the graveyard shift.
False
You have slaughtered a village at one time in your life
True! But it was a small village and no one noticed for 3 years.
You have chickens running through your house.
False.
You secretly wish to write a novel.
False
You're purring now that you are back on the threads.
false, not yet I have to get over the growling first.
You are listening to music.
True
You feel a lot better after having had your growl.
howdy peeps.....can I play?
Jump in Horse.
True! Doesn't everyone feel better after a growl?
You are new to this game.
true
you like your burgers with cheese
As a rule yes. It totally depends on the cheese.
You are sporting colored briefs.
False
You are up very, very late.
very very true
You will be buying a lottery ticket today.
True
You will be keeping your fingers crossed for me.
True!
You will give 10% of your winnings to me for my finger crossing prowess.
Sure ( I'll give ya 15% since it's Dutchy's winnings

)
You hate gambling.
False
You have never won enough.
True
You would sell your soul to me for five bucks
False
You would like to buy my soul for ten bucks?