True
Congratulations
You are going onto 30,000
True
You'll be there to back me up.
true, we all will be
you are taking a break from the threads for a while.
False (will tell you all about it)
You are having a day off from work.
Work would be a day off from my usual state!
You are over 50.
False, but I'm getting close ...
You like to eat quinoa that has been cooked in chicken broth and lemon juice
Do you know, I have no idea what quinoa is?
But since I love food, probably True.
You have never been on a calorie-controlled diet.

False! (quinoa is a delicious grain like couscous - you WOULD like it)
You walk briskly when you walk
usually
You love to walk the beach
true
You worry about too much sun exposure.
True (UV rays dangerous down here now, all children were hats at school!)
Will be snowing down your way soon.
False, it rarely if ever snows.
You love talking about the weather.
Only hot and sunny weather.
You prefer summer to winter?
False.
You prefer Spidergal to Dorothy Parker?
False
(Dorothy's gorgeous)
You realise I should be younger?
Well a man can't have everything in life, for ever, can he?
Does that make you sad, Mathos?
False
You love teasing Mathos.