True or False Game

False.


You love Chocolate.

True, sometimes.


You like squashing kittens' heads.

False! I leave things like that to the experts.


You have a tendency to lose your keys.

False. I always know they're some where!


You like to wear blue eyeliner when you go out for breakfast.

Only on Sundays!


You don't like to wear makeup.

Generally true, unless it's a party


You are notorious.

Depends how you look at the word.



You wouldn't go to a rave and partake of the goodies on offer!

false

You wear mismatching socks.

False


You have not been on a bus for ages

true

You will only drive a car that has two doors.

True, they go faster


You know who ?'invented' the zero

Hindus.

You don't believe that.

What? I believe the zero was invented by Hindus, why not?



You prefer lamb to beef.

False.

You are a very sensible person.

That is true, I am, but you should not let it worry you.




You could be sensible, but you don't know how?

False, I know ?'How' is hello; translated from the Native American tongue




You can translate the language they speak in New Jersey. For example:

(wooder) = H2O, that clear wet liquid stuff. Although "wooder" is the most common South Jersey pronunciation, some pronounce it "worter."

(crown) = As in the famous Crayola Brand. Some South Jersyians refer to any of the sixty-four shades as "crowns". Some people may get confused when they go to color the king's crown with the blue "crown".

(Flarda) = The home of Mickey Mouse and pals! People in SJ tend to pronounce the "o-r" as in the word "or" as "r-r" as in the word "are".

(areange) = Would you care for a banana or an orange? This is the same case as the pronunciation of the word Florida. The "o-r" sounds more like "r-r".

(dawg) = Many New Jerseyians insert an "aw" into this word. In most cases, referring to the pooch by its given name would sound much better, unless of course his name is "Oggy Doggy."

(rewt) = A specific line of travel one takes when trying to reach a certain destination. Some do say "rewt" but just as many say "rout," which sounds like "out."

(tail) = The item you use to dry yourself after you "get a shower". This is one of those words in which you can hear nasal South Jersey twang. It is more pronounced in some than in others.

(chocklit) = Nestle & Hershey, those yummy candy bars. Has anyone seen that older commercial for Nestle's Quick? I think it had a little brown "daawwwg" puppet in it. It went like this: "N E S T L E S, Nestles makes the very best "chaaawwwwwklit!"

(keller) = Such as in rainbows, paints, & crayons. These make our lives so much brighter.

(cawfee) = The brown rich delicious aromatic blend that we mix with "wooder" to get us going in the morning. This word is kind of like "dawg." Some draw it out more so than others.

(sossedge) = Most say "sossedge;" however, a good amount also say "saaawwwwsedge," just as they say "dawg" & "cawfee."

True, I can now you've told me how. I've sent your list to my very English son who has just acquired a Noo Jersey girlfriend!

You can speak Strine.

False, you can translate this OZ for me


"Jegoda the footy?"
"Nar dingo - sorten tv."
"Waddya think of Smithy? Idney great!?"
"Eeza rep bairg."
"Eediddit without retrine."

Of course, but I thought it was already translated for Dutchy?

Did you go to the football game

No, dear friend, I watched it on the television

What did you think of Smith, didn't he play brilliantly?

He is an awful referee.

Edited without external assistance.

You understand the following;-

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Bajan party talk.

Though my mastery of the OZ language needs work, here's my go at it:

Did you go to the football game.
No, I didn't go. Saw it on TV.
What do you think of Smithy? Isn't he great?
He's a (incomprehensible)
He did it without trying.