True! But only if I don't eat it or can't find anyone who will.
You have slept with strangers.
True.
Your cat is permanently hungry.
Perhaps. But I will only feed him a can a day and I don't give a **** if he wants more.
You overfeed your pets.
False, they eat what they want and I chuck the rest
You find keeping a string of polo ponies in LA taxing
False.
You have more money than sense.
True, but every cent counts, right
Health is more important than wealth
true
You work out everyday.
false
You have tiptoed through the tulips.
False; I don't tiptoe.
You are researching your ancestors.
True.
You have taken a ride in a HotAir Balloon.
False, I'm too shitscared.
You enjoy teasing people.
Only if they deserve it.
You have made over a million dollars and blew it.
A few times;-who told you?
You purchase your menswear from Orvis
False, Barneys New York
You have visited: Ripley's Believe It or Not! Museum of the odd and unusual,
True! In their Orlando Odditorium! I recommend it to all.
You have been on Spring Break.
False; I only heard of the existence of such a thing last year - used it to be Easter?
You have never been to an English seaside resort.
In a sense. I am working on a screenplay.
You believe aliens have visited us.
False.
You think nothing of eating a 2lb steak with double fries followed by ice cream.
Eww how gross! False
You wear falsies!
