False, I only work a two-day week and they are both at the weekend
Teachers get a ridiculously long vacation, and should spend spare time teaching the disenfranchised
false ( why do you say that..do you need a lesson?)
You don't work enough days per week.
False, I am thinking of cutting back. (I would like to play the piano, can you help)
You are a member of ACLU
false
( sorry can't help with the piano, not a music teacher)
You never took instrumental lessons
True, or else I was not paying attention
The sciences are more important than the arts
true for some people
You are a scientist.
False, though I did write a couple of humorous articles for Discover Magazine a few years back.
You have a clean understanding of parallel universes.
Totally.
You are a humourous individual.
Aren't we all in this asylum!
You make strange noises in bed?
False. Everything I say just unintentionally comes out funny.
You are a lovely lady with a bouffant hairdo.
False.
You make strange noises.
It go's with my metabolism.
You like listening to strange noises?
False.
You wear dentures.
False, I keep them under my wig or safely tucked away in the hollow of my leg.
You drink like a fish
False (I can't do it to save my life)
You enjoy a good yodel once in a while
false, I have a lot of glass in my house
you love your neighbors
Doesn't eveyone?
You sing Soprano when you are lonely.
False
You were once in a school choir
True, when I was 10
you loved school
