Partially true as I live in LA where it rarely gets cold. But when I travel they are handy.
You enjoy a fine espresso with milk and cinnamon.
You must be joking!
False
You drink abstract liquids
false, ice water is not very abstract
you prefer to always keep yourself busy.
True
You appreciate I am fighting the weather.
true, fighting it here too
You hate very hot humid days
false, my car gets jealous
You have many pets.
True
You know how to clean dogs teeth?
true, let them chew a bone
you prefer dogs to cats.
False. I like them both equalyy -- so long as they are someone else's.
You enjoy frozen daquiris in the early evening during a full moon.
true, I enjoy daquiris, but I like them poolside in Las Vegas
You would prefer owning fish for pets.
True, you know that!
There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, ...
I don't know, I don't watch Star Trek
You watch sci-fi shows.
False, they are full of scary hairy rubber monsters
You bite your nails
false, I have long beautiful nails
You sleep with a night light
False, I sleep with a nightcap
You are going to surprise us by posting a song on the Radio thread
you never know...
You drink a nightcap before going to bed
False, I spill most of it
Gambling is a waste of money
true, but it's fun
You have never gambled
False, I only bet on a winning hand
You have always wanted to write a bestseller