Ok, your internet connection is pretty fast today.
True (either that or A2K is moving a bit faster)
You are not working at home
False, where can I be at 10 at night
You like to party till late at night.
False; only if (it's only 12:46 in the afternoon here and I live with my parents so...nope)
You like to "party hearty"
Sometimes I want to believe that - but mostly I don't- so false.
I'm more of a rationalizer. I try to work with whatever matter presents itself.
Your parents still live in the house you grew up in.
They never do, they live in the ground.
Do you always jump to funny conclusions?
I never jump to conclusions.
Do you always jump fences?
Of course I do, and five barred gates with a summersault leap.
Can you do that?
Your off work for six weeks.
I thought it was five, but I'll check my calendar. (No it's probably five - teachers go back a week before students generally).
There are no vacations in farming.
According to my mate Ralphs mother, her husband (a farmer) has never had a day off work in over sixty years.
You drive about the country during your summer break?
false, I prefer to fly
You like to stay at home when you are off from work.
My kids are both going on camping trips at two separate times, so I need to stay put so I can be available in case of emergency, so I can be readilty available to them, but after that we might take some short trips.
What three or four day trips would you suggest?
Storm:-
In summer yes True
You eat strawberries and carnation milk.
Aidan:-
Try the Highlands and Trossachs of Scotland.
You enjoy camping.
True - but I have to have a proper toilet and hot water.
You enjoy camping "wild".
false, no wild camping for me
You love strawberry shortcake.
TRUE (wih mounds of whipped cream)
You've had strawberries and cream (like the cream you'd put in coffee)./
