@Glennn,
True... We Dants are very health conscious, and take great pains to ensure we only ingest food of the highest quality (such as is put out by the Sainted Grandmama)... we do not drink spirituous liquors, or fermented brews... we do not smoke pernicious weeds... we do not inoculate ourselves with foreign substances... we are, in truth, dullards, but healthy dullards
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