True or False Game

False. If I had, I would have stolen it. Since I don't have one, I most likely have not seen one.

Something was wrong with the food you ordered at a restaurant once, but you kept quiet about it. And every now and then you remember that incident, and it eats at you.

False... never ever had to complain about my serve, but a friend once ordered pancakes (supposedly made to order) that were served still frozen in the centre!

You once found something interesting (that had been used as a bookmark) in a second-hand book you bought

True. It was a four-leaf clover. However, I have no idea who it belonged to, and so I had no reason to use it in a spell against them.

You've broken at least one significant addiction in your life.

True! I now list to starboard when walking, caused by a fat wallet...

You have been to a truffle farm

Only insofar as I was only helping to case the joint; and that was from a distance. So: False.

If you were offered the opportunity to live your life over again exactly as it has played out already, you would decline the offer.

False! I am enjoying a wonderful life! I am the luckiest person alive!

You have been told you have a doppelganger (several times)

True. In fact, I saw one. Turns out everyone was right. I am one good looking sumbich.

You have a novel idea for an invention that you're sure would make you more wealthy than you are now.

True! Not one, but several... $$$$$$$$$$

You have, on occasions, stopped and spoken with people begging on the street

True. I was one of them, so I had to talk to them. But it wasn't always that way. Here's my first experience with the homeless.

"Do you have any spare change?"

"Of course. In case I lose my primary change, I always carry spare."

"Very funny. So can I have it?"

"Now where will I be if I lose my primary change after giving you my spare change?"

"Well, what are the odds you're gonna lose your primary change anytime soon?"

"I don't know, but hey, **** happens. I could get in an accident on the way home and have to use up my primary change to fix my car."

"Yeah right. You want me to believe you ain't got no insurance?"

"It's really none of your business, but no, I don't."

"Well, I'll tell you what," he said, pulling a cellphone out of his pocket, you give me your spare change and I won't call the cops and tell them that the guy leaving Scott's Party Store in a red Chevy Impala with the license plate number _______ is driving without insurance."

"What the hell, man!! You need my spare change, but you got a ******* cellphone?"

"I stole it."

So I pulled out my cellphone and said, "Well maybe I'll just call the cops and tell them that the homeless-looking guy hanging out in front of Scott's Party Store has a stolen cellphone."

"Go ahead. I'll just take off running for that Walmart across the street and ditch it somewhere inside, but not before calling the cops and reporting that the guy in the red Chevy Impala leaving Scott's Party Store with the license plate number _____ is driving without insurance."

"Fine," I said, reaching into my pocket and pulling out about two dollars in change. "Take it."

"No," he said with an evil little grin, "you keep your spare change. Gimme your primary change. Pull out the wallet."
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You believe in the presence of extraterrestrials but know better than to say so.

True! This Dant knows how to keep shtum! My aluminium hat is cunningly disguised as a ferret, so that when outside the house nobody pays any attention! Inside the house, however, I wear my triple-thickness house hat

You have been accused of being the mastermind behind 'The Great Mushroom Robbery' of 2017

True. But it's also true that I have a twin brother. So . . .

You have no problem telling Glennn about these inventions you speak of, and are eager to do so.

False! As a certified 'Keeper Of The Shtum' it is difficult for me to reveal things

In a queue at the supermarket... the purchaser in front of you is fiddling around in their purse/wallet, looking for the large denomination note they are sure they have secreted in said purse/wallet... unnoticed by them, a $50 note flutters to the floor, which you swiftly gather up and place in your pocket, saying nothing!

True. If I were the person who dropped the note, I would want to be taught a lesson. And I would thank god for putting me in the right place at the right time so that said lesson could be learnt.

You become impatient with people who don't speak loud enough.

Pardon?

You have been told you are a mumbler

True, as a child by my father. It didn't seem to help matters.

You tried to learn a foreign language.

False. This language serves me just fine. I love it!

You have had a crush on the least likely celebrity.

True - I have had to worship her from afar, due to the court order

You have lived in at least one overseas country (not just visited on holidays/vacation)

True. I was stationed in Germany for several months. Should have been longer but the bastards in charge closed my base and I was transferred to Fort Hood, TX.

You unironically given the Wakanda Forever salute to a friend of yours before and/or after seeing the movie in the movie theater.

False. Have not seen the movie. Reality is enough of a movie for me.

You don't mow until the grass is too tall. Then you have to rake the cut grass. But you don't give enough of a damn to even rake it, and so now there's patches of dead grass in your lawn.

False! Us Dants take great pride in our lawns; we fully appreciate the lushness of an evenly-cut bright green lawn... my own lawn is a picture of health and vitality! (except for the dead patches)

You have a set of sieves/strainers for use in the kitchen (a number of them, in varying sizes)