True or False Game

False. But I did help to drink some. Although I did buy various bottles of spirits etc for the making of 'punch'.

You have driven a lorry or a bus.

True, if a lorry is a small dump truck.

You have ridden on a motorcycle.

True... once, and only once! Sitting on a cushion on the rear mudguard!

You have, in the past, been invited to the wedding of an ex

False.

You often wondered why the chicken jaywalked across the road - in that timeless "why did the chicken cross the road" joke. Instead, you always told people that the chicken should have used the pedestrian footbridge across the dangerous car lanes.

False ish mostly I suppose. We don't have jaywalking here, with the exception of motorways and such, the pedestrian has right of way.

I did wonder how it could be considered funny, and if it had ever been funny in the first place.

I did like the variants though. Dinosaurs, because chickens hadn't been invented yet, one eyed chickens, to get to the Bird's Eye shop.

Bird's Eye is a popular frozen food brand over here.

You once saw something in a shop window that interested you, but you could not get it because the shop was closed and you couldn't wait for it to open.

We have Bird's Eye over here as well. Or at least in the northeastern part of the US.

You once saw something in a shop window that interested you, but you could not get it because the shop was closed and you couldn't wait for it to open. Chances are quite true. And more often then not, not something I really needed so I likely never found my way into said store or even really remembered I found something interesting in there in the first place.
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While at the beach, you have had seagulls steal food right out of your hand.

No, but I don't need to go to the beach to see seagulls, they're in my back garden. I must be wise to them.

We don't have much in the way of beaches, lots of docks and river mud.

Someone I once met on a work course told me his cat killed a seagull and tried to drag it through the catflap.

The rest of the flock knew, and for about two weeks afterwards he would be divebombed by seagulls whenever he went out.

You once won a competition when on holiday, (vacation.)

True. ''Miss Bonny Legs'' this what at a hotel in Torbay.

You were very good at dancing ''The Twist''

Bwahahahahaha! Patently false Bubbles! This Dant's dancing is on a par with this Dant's skiing, or ice skating, or roller skating

There have been times in your life when you have lived alone

True. Hard to get used to that.

You prefer to receive a written birthday card instead of an eCard?

Either or

You still have a printed calendar in the house, in this age of electronic everything

True. Cute kittens on the one I have this year.

You buy a newspaper from the shop?

Haven't bought a newspaper in a while. They're expensive now.

You stream movies?

False

You would like to do a Parachute Jump?

True

You have a favourite city in the World, other than your state capital

True. Lisbon in Portugal

When out and about you watch out for anyone that needs a helping hand when they are struggling with something.

False. I mostly keep to myself.

When dealing with paperwork at work, you are too prone to suffer some nasty papercuts on your sensitive fingertips.

False, but being a former tree surgeon I had some minor chainsaw cuts. (That's a lie. I was never a tree surgeon.)

You have seen a ghost.

You have one of those 'knife sharpener' thingys in one of your kitchen drawers

False, my butcher knife is dull.

You have washed a red shirt with your white underwear and ended up with pink underwear.