@Sturgis,
You buy knockoffs of designer clothing from people selling out of a minivan.
False. I thoroughly enjoy reading about NYC raids at Canal Street against those conartists selling fake bags, clothes, DVDs, etc....
You've already gorged yourself on the Halloween candy you'd bought for giving out.
False. I never buy Halloween candy to hand out on Halloween. If I do buy Halloween candy? It's the day after when it's on clearance and I bring it to share at work.
You often wish you were more like Stewie Griffin when you were a toddler/baby.