Uh, that's a bit true.
ps to that story, the dead fish was inflicted on me, prior to my placing it. It was nailed to a board, frozen and re-frozen, and used ad nauseum as "joke" all summer at a camp I worked at.
You play chess.
true - but not very often and not very well
you have never driven a stick shift
True.
You have blond hair.
False - brown/auburn
You live in the city.
False. I live in the suburbs.
You consider yourself a Democrat.
False - I consider myself intelligent:)
you have never voted in a primary election
True. I'm only seventeen :-D
You live in Arizona.
False - don't live anywhere near the souothwest
You think queens are the most valuable piece on the chess board
False. The king. (and knights are sneaky.)
You are of Egyptian descent.
False- Hardly
you live at home with your parents
True
You are married/engaged.
False
You like dogs. (better than cats, at least.)
True
You have seen a leopard in real life.
true
you are an insomniac
TRUE.
You have brown eyes.
false
you have warts on your toes
false.
You have read The Da Vinci Code.