true
you laugh at funeral
false
you like to star gaze.
Oh yes I love the veranda...although I call it a porch.
You attend funerals of people you do not know.
False
Your a wedding crasher
False.
You breed hamsters for profit.
False
you dip frozen mice in hot water
False.
You save newspapers.
false - I just forget to throw them away
you prefer paper cups to styrafoam
True.
You are part of a traveling circus.
False
You are a sexually active circus performer
(you're a f**kin clown)
Sometimes.
You like children.
True - but they don't always like me
you go to the zoo during the winter
True. (animals need love all year long)
You are a member of a square dancing group.
false
you took dance class in school
False.
You attend the ballet regularly.
False.
You like to line dance.
False
You like the Chicken dance