John Bolton's book is now freely available.

Thanks.

Since I seem to be preoccupied with this, that and yes, even quite a lot of the other*, would you mind writing up a report for me and others?



Oh, some Cliff Notes would be appreciated too.

Thanking you in advance... do not disappoint!




* yeah, I'm lazy.
'sides which, you already have the copy.

Hi Izzy.

No, I'm Sturgis.

Let me spell it out for you in large letters.
S-T-U-R-G-I-S

You might want to visit an eye doctor. You're not able to differentiate people from each other. It could be a serious problem with your orbs.

Sorry, let me try that again.

Hi I-Z-Z-Y

SO? You're advocating stealing the book? Huh.... Yeah. John Bolton's a pretty big jackass with so many possible war crimes to reckon in his past... doesn't mean you should be stealing his book. The publishers need their cut as well. They have people who have families they need to feed and shelter, etc....